According to ALOTT5MA, this form has been floating around, but I hadn’t seen it; sounds like fun. Here goes.
- Told Donny Osmond I liked his last album.
- Rolled down the hills surrounding Luxembourg City.
- Escorted a blind Ukrainian from Kiev to Los Angeles.
- Went to every Nordstrom Espresso Bar in the Los Angeles metro area to get a free t-shirt.
- Sang for Luciano Pavarotti.
- Watched a World Cup match in the Piazza del Duomo in Milan.
- Sang karaoke in Costa Rica (“Mamma Mia” to be exact).
- Created a t-shirt that read “Coffee is Food”.
- Slapped a mouthy Russian teenager upside his head at the Delta lost baggage claim counter at JFK.
- Purposely lit someone’s hair on fire (hee!)

There is absolutely no way you did #8. Uh-uh, I refuse to believe it.